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2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/UnwrapMeSlowlyHolidayCandle.png?v=1794053080 Unwrap Me Slowly https://dontbeawick.com/products/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-night-alone-with-you 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/AllIwantforchristms.png?v=1794053337 All I Want for Christmas Is a Night Alone with You https://dontbeawick.com/products/fa-la-la-la-leave-me-alone 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/FaLaLaLaLeaveMeCandle.png?v=1794053512 Fa La La La Leave Me Alone https://dontbeawick.com/products/another-year-closer-to-naps 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/AnotherYearClosertoNaps.png?v=1794054918 Another Year Closer to Naps https://dontbeawick.com/products/aged-like-fine-wine-mostly-the-headaches 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/AgedLikeFineWineBirthdayCandle.png?v=1794055213 Aged Like Fine Wine (Mostly the Headaches) https://dontbeawick.com/products/you-still-look-29-from-a-distance 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Stilllook29.png?v=1794055370 You Still Look 29 From a Distance https://dontbeawick.com/products/you-still-look-39-from-a-distance 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/stilllook39.png?v=1794055651 You Still Look 39 From a Distance https://dontbeawick.com/products/you-still-look-49-from-a-distance 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/stilllook49.png?v=1794056954 You Still Look 49 From a Distance https://dontbeawick.com/products/you-still-look-59-from-a-distance 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/still59.png?v=1794057119 You Still Look 59 From a Distance https://dontbeawick.com/products/half-a-flippin-hundred 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/halfaflippinhundred.png?v=1794057333 Half A Flippin’ Hundred https://dontbeawick.com/products/birthday-girl-cake-is-a-food-group 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/BirthdayGirlCakeisafoodgroupCandleCelebration.png?v=1794057456 Birthday Girl: Cake Is a Food Group https://dontbeawick.com/products/older-wiser-still-petty 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Older_Wiser_StillPettyCandle.png?v=1794057851 Older, Wiser, Still Petty https://dontbeawick.com/products/not-old-just-vintage 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/NotOld_JustVIntage.png?v=1794057994 Not Old, Just Vintage https://dontbeawick.com/products/another-year-same-attitude 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily 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Hair Up. Wine Poured. https://dontbeawick.com/products/i-m-the-one-who-let-the-dogs-out 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Wholetthedogsout.png?v=1794060677 I’m the One Who Let the Dogs Out. https://dontbeawick.com/products/you-put-the-donk-in-badonkadonk 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Badonkadonk.png?v=1794074919 You Put the Donk in Badonkadonk https://dontbeawick.com/products/alcohol-is-the-best-dish-to-pass 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Alcoholisthebestdishtopass.png?v=1794078885 Alcohol Is the Best Dish to Pass https://dontbeawick.com/products/1-on-the-naughty-list 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/1NaughtyList.png?v=1794079041 #1 on the Naughty List https://dontbeawick.com/products/you-put-the-ho-in-happy-holidays 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/HoInHoliday.png?v=1794079142 You Put the Ho in Happy Holidays https://dontbeawick.com/products/watch-it-santa-no-one-calls-me-a-ho-3-times 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/3timeho.png?v=1794079381 Watch It, Santa. No One Calls Me a Ho 3 Times https://dontbeawick.com/products/santa-s-favorite-ho 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Santa_sFavoriteHo.png?v=1794079522 Santa’s Favorite Ho https://dontbeawick.com/products/according-to-my-nipples-summer-is-over 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Summerisover.png?v=1794079719 According to My Nipples, Summer Is Over https://dontbeawick.com/products/thanksgiving-basted-wasted 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/ThanksgivingBasted_WastedCandle.png?v=1794080794 Thanksgiving: Basted & Wasted https://dontbeawick.com/products/engaged-af 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/EngagedAF.png?v=1794093399 Engaged AF https://dontbeawick.com/products/i-m-giving-up-drinking-until-next-year 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/NewYear_s_I_mGivingUp_Candle.png?v=1794081124 I’m Giving Up, Drinking Until Next Year https://dontbeawick.com/products/best-wishes-warmest-regards 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/BestWishes.WarmestRegards..png?v=1794081431 Best Wishes. Warmest Regards. https://dontbeawick.com/products/i-accidentally-cc-d-the-whole-company 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/ICC_edthewholeco.png?v=1794081612 I Accidentally CC’d the Whole Company https://dontbeawick.com/products/this-is-fine-everything-is-fine 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/ThisIsFine_CandleGlow.png?v=1794081790 This Is Fine. Everything Is Fine. https://dontbeawick.com/products/this-dumpster-fire-won-t-be-the-same-without-you 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Dumpsterfirewontbethesame.png?v=1794082279 This Dumpster Fire Won’t Be the Same Without You https://dontbeawick.com/products/putting-out-my-dumpster-fire-with-bourbon-what-could-go-wrong 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/DumpsterBourbon.png?v=1794082481 Putting Out My Dumpster Fire with Bourbon. What Could Go Wrong? https://dontbeawick.com/products/out-of-office-forever 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/OutofOfficeForever.png?v=1794082658 Out of Office Forever https://dontbeawick.com/products/please-stop-replying-to-all-please 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/PleaseStopReplyingCandle.png?v=1794082803 Please Stop Replying to All. Please. https://dontbeawick.com/products/he-put-a-ring-on-it 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/HePutaRingOnItCandle.png?v=1794093499 He Put A Ring On It https://dontbeawick.com/products/will-you-be-my-bridesmaid 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/BridesmaidCandleGiftArrangement.png?v=1794093606 Will You Be My Bridesmaid? https://dontbeawick.com/products/will-you-be-my-maid-of-honor 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/MaidofHonorCandle.png?v=1794093719 Will You Be My Maid of Honor? https://dontbeawick.com/products/thanks-for-being-my-person-don-t-make-it-weird 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Thanksforbeingmyperson.png?v=1794093925 Thanks for Being My Person (Don’t Make It Weird) https://dontbeawick.com/products/bride-tribe-bad-decisions-pending 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/BrideTribe_BadDecisionsPending.png?v=1794094015 Bride Tribe, Bad Decisions Pending https://dontbeawick.com/products/maid-of-honor-hold-my-bouquet-and-my-secrets 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/MaidofHonorHoldMyBouquetandMySecrets.png?v=1794094138 Maid of Honor: Hold My Bouquet and My Secrets https://dontbeawick.com/products/i-can-t-say-i-do-without-you-please-say-yes 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Icantsayidowithoutyou.png?v=1794094306 I Can’t Say ‘I Do’ Without You (Please Say Yes) https://dontbeawick.com/products/bridesmaid-hair-holder-tear-wiper-dress-zipper 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Bridesmaid.png?v=1794094410 Bridesmaid: Hair Holder, Tear Wiper, Dress Zipper https://dontbeawick.com/products/sleep-is-a-myth-now 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/Cozy_SleepIsaMyth_Candle.png?v=1794096980 Sleep Is a Myth Now https://dontbeawick.com/products/congrats-sleep-is-canceled 2026-11-12T08:57:24-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0797/0045/9657/files/congratssleepiscanceled.png?v=1794097276 Congrats. 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