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 Funny gift candles, poured in the USA with coconut soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance. 

Candles With An Attitude Problem

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I just wanted a better candle. 

I was always the friend with a candle at the birthday party. Then one day I turned a jar over and saw it had been made halfway around the world, with fragrance and wax I couldn’t find any details about. I’d been handing these to the people I love most, and I didn’t know what was in them.

So, my husband and I decided to find a better candle. Don’t Be a Wick  Co. candles are poured in the USA with coconut soy wax, a paper-core cotton wick, and phthalate-free fragrance. 

Then we put the jokes on the labels, because the world could use a lot less hate and a lot more big belly laughs.

Every candle is made to order and made to be given. Gifts should get a laugh before they get unwrapped. 


We believe a good laugh can bring people closer, and that the best gifts are the ones that make someone smile before they even unwrap them. So we make candles with a little attitude and a lot of love, for the birthdays, weddings, bachelorette parties, new babies, and holidays that bring people together. Pick an occasion, gift someone a candle that says what you’re feeling, and let the big belly laughs begin. Light it, laugh, and share the love. And remember: burn responsibly, laugh often, and don’t be a wick.

Heads up: we’re a new shop, but we’re not new to customer service and business. The photos are AI-generated until our photo shoot, and your real candle will look even better. Any questions, just ask. You'll get a reply from a real human. 





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