I'm Hot. He's Not.

I’m Hot. He’s Not.

The perfect gift for the woman who has moved on, whether she’s out of a marriage, in the middle of “the change,” or both.

Some women are celebrating a divorce. She’s lighter, freer, and finally in charge of the thermostat, the remote, and the whole house. This candle says what she’s thinking, loud and proud: she’s hot, and he is not. Light it, pour something cold, and enjoy the view from the other side.

And for the woman in the middle of menopause, the joke gets even better. Yes, she’s hot. Yes, it’s 3 a.m. and the covers are off again. Yes, she’s fanning herself with a takeout menu, and no, it isn’t the room. She’s earned every bit of the attitude, and she’s not apologizing for any of it. This candle is for the woman who’s sick of being told to calm down and is far too warm to care.

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Poured in the USA

Made with coconut soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance, and a paper-core cotton wick. These candles are designed to burn slowly and evenly, with a smooth, creamy look while lit and a lovely fragrance throw.

Details

• Scent: Buttercream Vanilla Cinnamon
• Size: 8 oz
• Wax: Coconut soy wax
• Wick: Paper-core cotton
• Fragrance: Phthalate-free
• Poured in the USA

Smells like warm vanilla frosting with a dusting of cinnamon, sweet, cozy, and a little bit spicy. It looks great on a nightstand and even better in a gift bag.

Jar dimensions

• Height: 3.5"
• Widest diameter: 2.84"
• Inner diameter: 2.6"
• Base diameter: 2.84"
• Top diameter: 2.58"
• Wall thickness: 0.12"

Burn directions

1. Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before every burn. Yes, every time. A long wick makes a big flame and a sooty jar.
2. Burn for 2 to 4 hours at a time so the wax melts evenly across the top.
3. Stop at 1/2 inch of wax.
4. Let it cool before you relight.
5. Never leave it unattended.

Safety

• Never leave a burning candle unattended.
• Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a heat-resistant, level surface.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings and matches.
• Stop use if the flame gets too high or the jar gets very hot.