Life Sucks, But You Suck Better

Life Sucks, But You Suck Better

The perfect gift for couples who have survived the bad days together and still make each other laugh. For adults only, and best handed over with a wink.

Bills, traffic, and bad news come and go, but you’re still the best part of the day. Light this one for your partner, your spouse, or the person who always makes things better. Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, engagements, or just because.

Poured in the USA

Made with coconut soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance, and a paper-core cotton wick. These candles are designed to burn slowly and evenly, with a smooth, creamy look while lit and a lovely fragrance throw.

Details

• Scent: Maple Bourbon Butterscotch
• Size: 8 oz
• Wax: Coconut soy wax
• Wick: Paper-core cotton
• Fragrance: Phthalate-free
• Poured in the USA

Smells like warm maple and butterscotch with a smooth splash of bourbon, like a cozy treat you can light. It looks great on a nightstand and even better in a gift bag.

Jar dimensions

• Height: 3.5"
• Widest diameter: 2.84"
• Inner diameter: 2.6"
• Base diameter: 2.84"
• Top diameter: 2.58"
• Wall thickness: 0.12"

Burn directions

1. Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before every burn. Yes, every time. A long wick makes a big flame and a sooty jar.
2. Burn for 2 to 4 hours at a time so the wax melts evenly across the top.
3. Stop at 1/2 inch of wax.
4. Let it cool before you relight.
5. Never leave it unattended.

Safety

• Never leave a burning candle unattended.
• Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a heat-resistant, level surface.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings and matches.
• Stop use if the flame gets too high or the jar gets very hot.