Putting Out My Dumpster Fire with Bourbon. What Could Go Wrong?

Putting Out My Dumpster Fire with Bourbon. What Could Go Wrong?

The perfect gift for the friend whose week is on fire and whose solution is a glass of something strong.

Everything is burning, and the plan is to pour a drink. Experts say that’s a terrible idea, so keep the bourbon in the glass and the fire on the candle. Light this one, sip responsibly, and let the dumpster fire stay metaphorical. For adults only, and best handed over with a wink.

Poured in the USA

Made with coconut soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance, and a paper-core cotton wick. These candles are designed to burn slowly and evenly, with a smooth, creamy look while lit and a lovely fragrance throw.

Details

• Scent: Maple Bourbon Butterscotch
• Size: 8 oz
• Wax: Coconut soy wax
• Wick: Paper-core cotton
• Fragrance: Phthalate-free
• Poured in the USA

Smells like warm maple and butterscotch with a smooth splash of bourbon, like a cozy cocktail you can light. It looks great on a desk or bar cart and even better in a gift bag.

Jar dimensions

• Height: 3.5"
• Widest diameter: 2.84"
• Inner diameter: 2.6"
• Base diameter: 2.84"
• Top diameter: 2.58"
• Wall thickness: 0.12"

Burn directions

1. Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before every burn. Yes, every time. A long wick makes a big flame and a sooty jar.
2. Burn for 2 to 4 hours at a time so the wax melts evenly across the top.
3. Stop at 1/2 inch of wax.
4. Let it cool before you relight.
5. Never leave it unattended.

Safety

• Never leave a burning candle unattended.
• Never pour alcohol or any liquid on a burning candle. Alcohol is flammable.
• Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a heat-resistant, level surface.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings and matches.
• Stop use if the flame gets too high or the jar gets very hot.