Shitter’s Full

Shitter’s Full

The perfect gift for the host whose house is packed with relatives and whose plumbing is about to be tested. For adults only, and best handed over with a wink.

The guest rooms are full, the casserole count is out of control, and everyone has just discovered the one bathroom. Light this one, pour something strong, and enjoy the holidays with a house at maximum capacity.

Hosting the whole family this year? Contact us for bulk orders and gift sets.

Poured in the USA

Made with coconut soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance, and a paper-core cotton wick. These candles are designed to burn slowly and evenly, with a smooth, creamy look while lit and a lovely fragrance throw.

Details

• Scent: Maple Bourbon Butterscotch
• Size: 8 oz
• Wax: Coconut soy wax
• Wick: Paper-core cotton
• Fragrance: Phthalate-free
• Poured in the USA

Smells like warm maple and butterscotch with a smooth splash of bourbon (fragrance only, no alcohol). It’s a good fit for a bathroom shelf during the holidays, and it’s even better in a gift bag.

Jar dimensions

• Height: 3.5"
• Widest diameter: 2.84"
• Inner diameter: 2.6"
• Base diameter: 2.84"
• Top diameter: 2.58"
• Wall thickness: 0.12"

Burn directions

1. Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before every burn. Yes, every time. A long wick makes a big flame and a sooty jar.
2. Burn for 2 to 4 hours at a time so the wax melts evenly across the top.
3. Stop at 1/2 inch of wax.
4. Let it cool before you relight.
5. Never leave it unattended.

Safety

• Never leave a burning candle unattended.
• Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a heat-resistant, level surface.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings and matches.
• Stop use if the flame gets too high or the jar gets very hot.