This Dumpster Fire Won’t Be the Same Without You

This Dumpster Fire Won’t Be the Same Without You

The perfect gift for the coworker who is leaving, retiring, or finally escaping to a better job, and taking all the good gossip with them.

They were there for the chaos, the all-hands meetings, the broken coffee machine, and every single “quick call.” Now they’re heading for the exit, and the office will never be the same. Light this one, raise a mug, and send them off with love and a little bit of dark humor.

Poured in the USA

Made with coconut soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance, and a paper-core cotton wick. These candles are designed to burn slowly and evenly, with a smooth, creamy look while lit and a lovely fragrance throw.

Details

• Scent: Maple Bourbon Butterscotch
• Size: 8 oz
• Wax: Coconut soy wax
• Wick: Paper-core cotton
• Fragrance: Phthalate-free
• Poured in the USA

Smells like warm maple and butterscotch with a smooth splash of bourbon, like a cozy treat you can light. It looks great on a desk or shelf and even better in a gift bag.

Jar dimensions

• Height: 3.5"
• Widest diameter: 2.84"
• Inner diameter: 2.6"
• Base diameter: 2.84"
• Top diameter: 2.58"
• Wall thickness: 0.12"

Burn directions

1. Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before every burn. Yes, every time. A long wick makes a big flame and a sooty jar.
2. Burn for 2 to 4 hours at a time so the wax melts evenly across the top.
3. Stop at 1/2 inch of wax.
4. Let it cool before you relight.
5. Never leave it unattended.

Safety

• Never leave a burning candle unattended.
• Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a heat-resistant, level surface.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings and matches.
• Stop use if the flame gets too high or the jar gets very hot.